I Instruct My Boyfriend To Paint My Nails But In French

15 ágú 2020
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  • Re: the "neither male nor female" question. First my credentials: I'm non-binary, and while I was born in Germany, I lived in France for about 13 years, so I'm fluent in French, though it's a bit rusty since I moved back to Germany. Also, I'm doing my best to explain it as well as I can for those who don't speak French. There is no formally accepted gender neutral pronoun. As far as the académie française is concerned, there is only male and female. However, what Ben said about the gender binary is true, and so we've invented ways to refer to people in a gender neutral way. There is no "they/them" pronoun in French, but we do use neopronouns. The most common one is "iel", which is a combination of "il" (he) and "elle" (she). There are other ones, such as ael, ol, ille, but they're less common. "iel" is the most widely accepted one. Actually, Twitter has started incorporating "iel" into its French site recently, instead of writing "il/elle". Now, in French, every adjective and some verbs have a different ending depending on the gender of the noun, and again, traditionally, there's only male and female endings. Let's take an easy example: the adjective "petit", meaning small or young. The male form is "petit", the female form is "petite". What we do is just kinda mashing both forms together, and separating the male and female endings with a dot. So we would write "petit.e" instead of "petit/petite". This only really works in writing, though. When speaking, personally, I use the male form to refer to myself, because it's considered "less gendered" than the female form, if that makes sense? So when speaking, I'd say "quand j'étais petit" (when I was younger), but in writing I'd use "quand j'étais petit.e". /** Side note: the male form is considered gender neutral in a way because the male plural form of an adjective is used as an all encompassing plural form. For example, when there's a group with only men, you'd say "Ils sont petits". (They're small/short). When it's a group with only women, you'd say "Elles sont petites" (They're small/short). However, when there's both men and women, even when there's more women then men (even when there's only one man and the others are women), you always default to the male form and male plural pronoun. This is something that some of us try to avoid, though, and for a group with mixed genders, we started using the pronoun "iels" (a combination of "ils" and "elles") and the gender neutral form of the adjective. **/ This can get a bit clunky with longer adjectives, for example "heureux", which means happy. The male form is "heureux", and the female form is "heureuse", so the mashed together gender neutral form would be "heureux.se". But we don't have anything else at the moment and probably never will. Also, what I and a lot of other non-binary people tend to do is avoid using gendered language altogether. There are adjectives, for example, where the male and female form is the same. "jeune", for example, which means young. So, instead of saying "quand j'étais petit.e", I'll favor "quand j'étais jeune" because it flows better. This isn't always possible though, and requires a lot of mental gymnastics at times. So yeah, that was your short lesson on using gender neutral language in gendered langauges.

    FeubruneFeubrune8 mánuðum síðan
    • Thank you, I came to the comments just to see if there was an answer!

      Atlantis13Atlantis138 dögum síðan
    • Mostly like spanish

      Zoe MarieZoe MarieMánuði síðan
    • just wanted to add this is very new and only a few people use it because it is so complicated to write and it is probably not gonna change the fact women are paid 20% less however if you do not have a gender I guess it could help you feal comfy with your speach...

      MarieMarie2 mánuðum síðan
    • Yeah, its pretty much the same for Slavic languages. My native tongue is Czech and everything has a gender. Since we dont have any “neutral” pronouns, Ive heard non-binary people use the masculine form for themselves. It is probably the easiest way around this, since creating new forms is pretty hard in Czech. But I could be wrong because I never met anyone nonbinary. But, for English speakers, we dont see things gendered. Like, even tho chair in Czech is feminine, we dont really percieve it like that. Its just a chair. And genders are just a matter of grammar, which also helps the language to be richer and complex

      Anna DejnekaAnna Dejneka3 mánuðum síðan
    • I say "eux". While it technically implies plurality, it basically translates to "they/them".

      Artemis015Artemis0153 mánuðum síðan
  • Est ce que tu es la fromage 🤣🤣🤣

    Muskaan AroraMuskaan Arora5 klukkustundum síðan
  • Translate this tatatatatatatatatatatata

    Jelly MelJelly Mel12 klukkustundum síðan
  • Cristene: coat as cooch Ben: COOCH?

    Pareeshay AasimPareeshay AasimDegi Síðan síðan
  • that's funniest thing i've ever seen as a french Canadian😂😂😂👌 and im not offended at all!!!🧡🧡🧡

    Fannie GougeonFannie Gougeon2 dögum síðan
  • Elle: she il: he iel: they (I think! Don't take any info from me, research it first please please!)

    bailey does thingsbailey does things3 dögum síðan
  • What is nail polish a female or men also nail polish is for any gender

    Butterfly _gamingButterfly _gaming3 dögum síðan
  • I used to want to steal Christina away from BEEEEen but they are good together and Christina would just use me for my amazing artistic abilities anyway! Unless B leaves to have babies... then and only then would I try to swoon mon Belle Christine

    Misunderstood78caMisunderstood78ca3 dögum síðan
  • girl i'm from québec et votre français est génial! :D je suis fière de vous deux Xx

    Kimberley MayerKimberley Mayer3 dögum síðan
  • Menchie is the same breed of cat as my cat Luna

    Ochaco UrarakaOchaco Uraraka3 dögum síðan
  • No one in France Christine: petite fuck up/little fuck up Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😹😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Alexa RosenbergAlexa Rosenberg4 dögum síðan
  • The way menchie sits on bens shoulders and how he doesn't even react to her being there

    *Ashley**Ashley*4 dögum síðan
  • “Parfait means both perfect and yogurt,” further proof that yogurt is perfect!

    johnhobbes79johnhobbes794 dögum síðan
  • It’s a good thing I’m learning French

    char0310 char0310char0310 char03104 dögum síðan
  • I died at “a little fuck up” 😂😂

    owllambowllamb5 dögum síðan
  • I just love how at some point in the video she accidentally said "si" instead of "wi". As a Spanish speaker I found this hilarious. ( Unless it can go both ways in French I don't know, I don't speak much French )

    Gabi PuppsieGabi Puppsie5 dögum síðan
  • lol my name literly just has the last to letter swaped in french

    xraven_shadowxxraven_shadowx5 dögum síðan
  • The au fromage reminds me so much dexter’s laboratory. Basically the only french i know when i was a kid hahaha

    Denisse TanDenisse Tan6 dögum síðan
  • Did she say /bilingyoual/

    aimee vargasaimee vargas6 dögum síðan
  • I never knew that I would be laughing at two adults screaming in a language I don’t even understand

    ༒Toxic Willow༒༒Toxic Willow༒6 dögum síðan
  • I speech French

    Addie FalknerAddie Falkner6 dögum síðan
  • how about an actually bakery tip, Go to them just before they are closing and you should be able to get some of the stuff that they would otherwise have to throw away for cheap.

    MorsMors6 dögum síðan
  • Hey so i speak fluently French and when BEN started to conjugate every word i literally started to yell at him

    Alina MarceanAlina Marcean6 dögum síðan
  • Why does rules in French sound like rules in Swedish._.

    Someone IdkSomeone Idk6 dögum síðan
  • Je viens de l'Allemagne et parle un peu le francais, mais je devais simplement dire qu'ils me rappellent beaucoup de mes camerades du cours de francais concernant l'accent c'est mdr anyways soo entertaining how they both were so confused about genders, meanwhile here in Germany, the little boy is male, but the girl is literally neuter (DAS Mädchen)?!?! (And the historically predominantly "male" piece of clothing, the trousers, is female (DIE Hose)) honestly I think they dont make much sense in any roman language

    GeeskeGeeske6 dögum síðan
  • I am learning French in school and I have been for about 4 years. I was very proud of myself that I could pick up some of the words.

    MirandaMiranda6 dögum síðan
  • I did French for two years and the only thing I vividly remember is "Ne fume pas de chocolat chaud" Education is dead

    Broken DictionaryBroken Dictionary6 dögum síðan
  • At 2:14 you can hear zyler or menchie meowing

    Aries_thefiss23 xxAries_thefiss23 xx6 dögum síðan
  • fax machine is télécopieur

    cxffee axdictcxffee axdict7 dögum síðan
  • I go to a French immersion in Ontario in St. Thomas🇨🇦

    Jordyn JeffriesJordyn Jeffries7 dögum síðan
  • One of my Canadian friends know French and my other Canadian friend is learning it, this makes me kinda want to learn it now so I can talk to them in French but I know I'd suck at it and Spanish would probably be the easiest for me to learn

    Rylie VoshelRylie Voshel7 dögum síðan
  • Ben conjugating the verbs gave me French class flashbacks

    Mental MondayMental Monday7 dögum síðan
  • Like if you’re french

    Jerom LambrechtsJerom Lambrechts7 dögum síðan
  • Me in French class: How u say this? 🤔 Cristine: “iT’s nOt A pRobLeM aNymOrE”🍌

    Savage 4LifeSavage 4Life8 dögum síðan
  • yes pluarl

    Katherine MeaderKatherine Meader8 dögum síðan
  • ben doing the verb conjugations is giving me life

    Catharine McLarenCatharine McLaren8 dögum síðan
  • Look I live right smack next to Christine (in Gatineau, QC) and she is really good! Happy to see her rocking our two official languages! ♥️

    Sonia RoySonia Roy8 dögum síðan
  • So i know a little bit of it

    Josna BegumJosna Begum8 dögum síðan
  • I am learnig french

    Josna BegumJosna Begum8 dögum síðan
  • “un petit fuck-up”

    Pintér BoglárkaPintér Boglárka9 dögum síðan
  • I’m a part of that 2.8% of Australians

    - DizzyAsh -- DizzyAsh -9 dögum síðan
  • you self given mark "b" is better than my French average

    Elise baumgartnerElise baumgartner9 dögum síðan
  • Oml So i couldnt sleep so like any reasonable human being I began entertaining myself by watching this and when ben started saying I NAIL YOU NAIL i let out the biggest laugh and i swear i just woke up the world

    Katrina TarucKatrina Taruc9 dögum síðan
  • This is my favorite simply video

    Hannah HartungHannah Hartung10 dögum síðan
  • Ringtones aren’t even a thing anymore but I want Ben saying he doesn’t observe the rules as my ringtone

    Hannah HartungHannah Hartung10 dögum síðan
  • Je suis dans la même situation, mais à l'opposé. Je suis canadienne, québécoise. Je parle français et je comprend bien l'anglais! Super idée de vidéo !

    Lydia BoilyLydia Boily10 dögum síðan
  • Ben's way of coping with rejection: ALIENS ARE EXTRAORDINARY!

    dandan10 dögum síðan
  • Christine: We are gonna stop cuz I probably efendet French people. Me: I dont think its u I think it bananaman aka beyyyynnnnnnn with the ChEeSe

    Soul SistersSoul Sisters11 dögum síðan
  • funny... i'm one of that 413 polish people 💿

    Lena KniaLena Knia11 dögum síðan
  • I speak french as a third language . I am half American half Egyptian so I am already fluent in English and in Arabic and I had to learn French in school . I have found a way to love it more than a school subject and speak it well .

    κιм иαмנαиακιм иαмנαиα11 dögum síðan
  • Water marble in French please

    ishtar0077ishtar007711 dögum síðan
  • 11:23 and 12:46 YOUR WELCOME

    VeronikaVeronika11 dögum síðan
  • Please do more thing like this in French it was so funny

    Joel Van der WesthuizenJoel Van der Westhuizen12 dögum síðan
  • this video has saved me from committing die twice. thank you

    ej rogersej rogers12 dögum síðan
  • As a french viewer this is fun

    samanthew s. samathysamanthew s. samathy12 dögum síðan
  • I also speak German and I wish there was a video of exactly this but in german😂

    Teagy TorchTeagy Torch13 dögum síðan
  • Je n'ai jamais vu ce sondage, mais oui je suis aussi français You can put this in google translate

    Jessika JoersJessika Joers13 dögum síðan
  • “Like my...behind” *”oK a Y”*

    GiMmE aNiMeGiMmE aNiMe13 dögum síðan
  • Nobody- Not even aliens- Ben speaking French- ChEeSe

    Ayla KayAyla Kay13 dögum síðan
  • I don't even speak my own native language...

    Emil HundEmil Hund13 dögum síðan
  • Vive le Québec tabarnak

    Maia DionMaia Dion14 dögum síðan
  • Simply: why are most professors French? Beyyn: cus then *their fawking depressed* Simply: no! Cus their smart!- Me: *chokes on air* *laughs uncontrollably*

    Cold Soba WeebsCold Soba Weebs14 dögum síðan
  • French is honestly such an elegant and beautiful language am I wrong? 👹

    box natsubox natsu14 dögum síðan
  • Nobody: One of the cats at the beggening: MeOw!! 🔊🔊🔊

    Cora AnneCora Anne15 dögum síðan
  • this intro are the colors of the pan flag

    madison Mmadison M15 dögum síðan
  • Everything Ben says is so quotable it's amazing

    MérédithMérédith15 dögum síðan
  • You should do a video like that in Spanish or,something like that....😍😍😍

    Manuela GutierrezManuela Gutierrez15 dögum síðan
  • 7:13

    Agatha AnukhinAgatha Anukhin15 dögum síðan
  • I swear when she said 'mon petit chat' I thought she said 'mon petit chou' and ma'am that does not look like a cabbage

    Korotea XKorotea X16 dögum síðan
  • Spanish is that way too with gendering objects

    McKinney SmithMcKinney Smith16 dögum síðan
  • The pan colors in the introoooo i love itttt

    Brianna MitchellBrianna Mitchell16 dögum síðan
  • Si je peux augmenter le pourcentage de canadien-français abonné à ta chaîne ça me fait plaisir ! Je suis de Québec et c'est très bizarre vous écouté en français ! Bravo ! Vous êtes très bon ! :)

    Aurélie LavoieAurélie Lavoie17 dögum síðan
  • 8 years in school, and I don't remember anything

    Caterina RoncalliCaterina Roncalli17 dögum síðan

    Layla JonesLayla Jones17 dögum síðan
  • In Spanish a clans I’m taking if something is not gendered it’s used for both like “la joven” girl young “el joven” a young boy

    Leafy KingdomLeafy Kingdom17 dögum síðan
  • Ben conjugation random words brings me peace

    SalSal17 dögum síðan
  • Yes mom I'm studying for my French IO shhhh

    SalSal17 dögum síðan
    • Shit I'm 2 minutes in and my heart is broken

      SalSal17 dögum síðan
  • I can't remember how exactly but my grade 9 French teacher (bless her heart) found a way to use xe/xem in class for her two they/them students

    Damn DamienDamn Damien17 dögum síðan
  • I am french dont worry I'm not efended

    Nilah AllenNilah Allen18 dögum síðan
  • I am german and in german christine is spell exactly like it is in french

    Denki KaminariDenki Kaminari18 dögum síðan
  • Je suis dans les 0,8% wwooooooo

    Maelle GorgaMaelle Gorga18 dögum síðan
  • as a french gal, this is so fucking funny

    IzzyIzzy19 dögum síðan
  • I love Christine she’s so funny 😂

    Sarah BSarah B19 dögum síðan
  • Menchie falling asleep on Ben's shoulders is adorable! Such a sweet kitty!

    MisfitLunaMisfitLuna19 dögum síðan
  • i speak french

    Tessie TimeTessie Time19 dögum síðan
  • French viewers are here guys! Je vis dans le nord de la France et j'adore tes vidéos Chrrrrristine XD By the way, en français on dit: "merci de vous abonner à ma chaîne" Et aussi, c'est vrai que tous les objets en français ont un genre, c'est bizarre, c'est juste une façon de se distinguer des autres langues ^^ French is a weird and a difficult language. J'espère que vous allez bien! bisous = XO XO

    Teddy DuboisTeddy Dubois19 dögum síðan
  • 11:20 is the best part, Ben is a savage 🤣🤣

    Mariajosé SusaetaMariajosé Susaeta20 dögum síðan
  • 🤣🤣🤣over the fax machine exchange

    Helen SchoHelen Scho20 dögum síðan
  • Je suis l'une de vos fan française et j'ai beaucoup aimer ta vidéo Cristine ❤️ love from France 🇫🇷

    morgane dissartmorgane dissart20 dögum síðan
  • Not me learning more french in 1 youtube video than I did in 4 years of french in high school 💀

    Laurine van der LindenLaurine van der Linden20 dögum síðan
  • to answer bens question you would use male pronouns

    liligrace desmondliligrace desmond20 dögum síðan
  • As a french this is one of your funniest videos

    paixxpaixpaixxpaix21 degi síðan síðan
  • Did anyone else hear the cat meowing during Ben talking about when he uses French.

    Sydney DircksSydney Dircks21 degi síðan síðan
  • un petite F UP 🤣🤣🤣

    Emily HardingEmily Harding21 degi síðan síðan
  • me: wow it's so amazing how Cristine can talk and understand two languages! how can she do it? also me: *watching and understanding an English speaking youtuber as a person with Spanish as her first language* I don't know why but when you see Cristine speaking French, it just seems more impressive hahaha

    Eizy EspinozaEizy Espinoza21 degi síðan síðan
  • The fact that I literally just got a ad in French about crest toothpaste..

    Grace HanningGrace Hanning22 dögum síðan
  • I wonder what my name sounds like in French?

    ItzGamerGirlGachaItzGamerGirlGacha22 dögum síðan
  • The way ben wanted to do the tip would actually be really pretty with black.

    ZombieGoddessxiZombieGoddessxi22 dögum síðan
  • French here!

    Margaux QuiefMargaux Quief23 dögum síðan
  • i adore the way ben just randomly conjugates lmfaooo that was me learning German

    Ava KoleAva Kole23 dögum síðan